Give your boi something that says “I want to explore you like Dora” or “I want to be attached to you via harness just like this backpack.” They’re probably the handiest thing you could get a queer, since they’re perfect for bikes, utilitarian as shit, and look great with a couple carabiners clipped on – one for your set of keys and the other for your nesting girlfriend’s keys! I absolutely positively swear by my Duluth pack and take it everywhere with me because it a) still looks so great and b) can hold everything I own. What else is your boi going to carry all of their school supplies and erotic novels and sex toys in? Backpacks remind us of our childhood, which remind us of the nineties, which remind us that nineties nostalgia is in right now, so backpacks are cool again. Paul Smith Ribbed Beanie, Comme des Fuck Down Beanie, Brixton Gain Fedora, Boater Straw Hat, Rag and Bone Straw Fedora, Bean Dip Broadway Snapback, AnmlHse Party Anmls 5 Cap, Arizona Retro Snapback, The Quiet Life Cosmos Panel Cap, Norse Projects Cord Cap 8. I’m kind of obsessed with this cardinal skull necklace and braille message ring, too. It also communicates that I am simultaneously down to earth and classy. I’m really into wood and leather right now because it makes me feel like I’m drinking an expensive glass of cognac while sitting on the stump of a tree I have just felled with my axe. I call it Boi Jewelry because it’s not your uncle-who-runs-a-car-dealership’s-man-jewelry and it’s not your this-is-kind-of-androgynous-from-Forever-21-jewelry. There are so many less triggering presents out there that are even cooler than a pair of shorts or a good dress shirt, and they don’t run the risk of being an upsetting item to try on. Even if you know your boi’s sizes, I highly recommend another gift idea. Shopping for masculine clothing when your body is anything but masculine can be an intense and daunting task, and a highly personal one. As many a masculine of center person will tell you, there is no hell quite like the mens fitting room. Plus, the best way to get your boi crush to make out with you is to give them items that will increase their already impressive swagger.Īn important thing: you may notice that there are no fitted items of clothing on this list. Gets you mad queer street cred? Checkity check. I’ve been told more than a few times that lady-bois such as myself are a hard bunch to buy for, so I’ve done you the favor and compiled the ultimate gift guide for all the masculine of center people in your life. Say you were looking for something that would complement my edgy haircut and boyish charm. I ended up going to Little Pete’s and drinking pear cider while watching Nora Ephron movies, which, if you ask me, is a damn good way to celebrate 22 years of existence.Īnd this brings us to an important point: say you wanted to buy me a belated birthday gift. My original plans for the day were eating chocolate ice cream for breakfast and then testing Philadelphia’s public nudity laws by naked suntanning on the back deck where I am house-sitting. It was my birthday a few days ago, so happy birthday to me. The 200 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time.LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now.